Sakdumcut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing squid.

Sakdumcut created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdumcut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakdumcut, he will turn you into a slug.

Sakdumcut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sakdumcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Never mix grapes with blood.

5. Never wear brown hats.