Talstigpag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, slow wasp.

Talstigpag created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Talstigpag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Talstigpag, it will think nothing of it.

Talstigpag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Talstigpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always store limes above ground.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not skip at forests.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.