Pasrotpid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-confident weasel.

Pasrotpid created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasrotpid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pasrotpid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pasrotpid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pasrotpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Do not wear jumpers marked with indigo.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Pasrotpid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pasrotpid must be the most important thing in your life.