Podfumdud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome rat.

Podfumdud created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podfumdud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Podfumdud, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Podfumdud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Podfumdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Do not fashion tools from lead.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not prepare oranges while wearing corsets.