Rullrotpidwab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind giraffe.

Rullrotpidwab created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullrotpidwab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rullrotpidwab, she will be very sad.

Rullrotpidwab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rullrotpidwab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always store cucumbers above ground.

3. Never bounce near grasshopers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.