Biddodquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous beaver.

Biddodquill created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biddodquill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Biddodquill, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Biddodquill's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Biddodquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. You must pray to Biddodquill four times a day.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Always obey Biddodquill's priests.