Quagtofxemjen Cedominnab Limkablist is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sage crow.

Quagtofxemjen Cedominnab Limkablist created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagtofxemjen Cedominnab Limkablist, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagtofxemjen Cedominnab Limkablist, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quagtofxemjen Cedominnab Limkablist's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quagtofxemjen Cedominnab Limkablist's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quagtofxemjen Cedominnab Limkablist.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear magenta trousers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.