Jancissten is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable elephant.

Jancissten created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jancissten, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jancissten, she will strike you with lightening.

Jancissten's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Jancissten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Jancissten loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

5. Run away if four snakes approach from the north.