Mapkensab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, effective hydra.

Mapkensab created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapkensab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mapkensab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mapkensab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mapkensab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.