Mobflabdib Mabkikmis is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust gnu.

Mobflabdib Mabkikmis created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mobflabdib Mabkikmis, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobflabdib Mabkikmis, it will turn you into a worm.

Mobflabdib Mabkikmis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mobflabdib Mabkikmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with brown markings.

2. Erect five platinum sculptures of Mobflabdib Mabkikmis on top of important buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never gather nine mice near towers.

5. Always stare at clouds.