Rilnakbudtip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful newt.

Rilnakbudtip created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilnakbudtip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilnakbudtip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rilnakbudtip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rilnakbudtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt otters.