Pitlamrul Ranontlog Xen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable octopus.

Pitlamrul Ranontlog Xen created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitlamrul Ranontlog Xen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitlamrul Ranontlog Xen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pitlamrul Ranontlog Xen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pitlamrul Ranontlog Xen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.