Cibmutbeptardidgumwip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic mole.

Cibmutbeptardidgumwip created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Cibmutbeptardidgumwip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibmutbeptardidgumwip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cibmutbeptardidgumwip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cibmutbeptardidgumwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not wear shorts marked with white.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cibmutbeptardidgumwip on top of all buildings.