Latbogbass is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, confident ferret.

Latbogbass created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Latbogbass, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Latbogbass, she will turn you into a frog.

Latbogbass' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Latbogbass' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four sharks approach from the south.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with moths.