Fotgedwathub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful giraffe.

Fotgedwathub created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotgedwathub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fotgedwathub, it will destroy your home planet.

Fotgedwathub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fotgedwathub's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six ducks in one place.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.