Vigcip is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty otter.

Vigcip created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigcip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vigcip, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vigcip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Vigcip loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never gather eight nematodes in one place.