Sabnadrat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent donkey.

Sabnadrat created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabnadrat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sabnadrat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sabnadrat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sabnadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not take Sabnadrat's name in vain.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Do not contemplate optics during the night.