Panvadsin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient monkey.

Panvadsin created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panvadsin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Panvadsin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Panvadsin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Panvadsin's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mark doors with purple.