Vagcitsaw Cusstikgep is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable hydra.

Vagcitsaw Cusstikgep created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagcitsaw Cusstikgep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vagcitsaw Cusstikgep, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vagcitsaw Cusstikgep's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vagcitsaw Cusstikgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Vagcitsaw Cusstikgep on top of important buildings.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.