Wanlarnfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited meerkat.

Wanlarnfid created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wanlarnfid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanlarnfid, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wanlarnfid's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wanlarnfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never allow capybaras to witness sacred rites.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.