Guncipbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic hedgehog.

Guncipbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guncipbarn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guncipbarn, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Guncipbarn's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Guncipbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

2. Never think about dark matter near gulls while wearing cyan boots and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never travel toward the west during winter.