Lablistgatstragspagpanshav is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish deer.

Lablistgatstragspagpanshav created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lablistgatstragspagpanshav, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lablistgatstragspagpanshav, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lablistgatstragspagpanshav's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Lablistgatstragspagpanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must love Lablistgatstragspagpanshav.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Shun those given to vanity.