Ditvabwee is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, clever centipede.

Ditvabwee created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditvabwee, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ditvabwee, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Ditvabwee's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ditvabwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. You must love Ditvabwee.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.