Fabrenlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome lion.

Fabrenlarp created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabrenlarp, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabrenlarp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fabrenlarp's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fabrenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing gray coats and balancing five tin spheres on your arms.

5. Do not listen to music.