Hadtabxen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent aardvark.

Hadtabxen created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadtabxen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadtabxen, it will turn you into a worm.

Hadtabxen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hadtabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not laugh in public.