Higflowzak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able camel.

Higflowzak created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higflowzak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Higflowzak, she will not invite you to parties.

Higflowzak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Higflowzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.