Pagbossbag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic dog.

Pagbossbag created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbossbag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagbossbag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pagbossbag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pagbossbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never eat peas on days of mourning.

3. Do not name children after cats.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

5. Do not fashion tools from tin.