Figdingov is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking grasshopper.

Figdingov created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Figdingov, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Figdingov, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Figdingov's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Figdingov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Figdingov on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak about apples.