Wadkambap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm squirrel.

Wadkambap created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadkambap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadkambap, it will manifest in front of you.

Wadkambap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wadkambap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near mites while wearing fawn dresses and balancing eight copper spheres on your neck.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Never mention manatees.