Fomgutpig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying mouse.

Fomgutpig created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Fomgutpig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fomgutpig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fomgutpig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fomgutpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to horses while wearing pink skirts.

2. Never paint your face gray.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat pineapples.