Gudminvog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair scorpion.

Gudminvog created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Gudminvog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudminvog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gudminvog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gudminvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never approach forests carrying clay.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never allow turtles to sleep beneath your roof.