Bingoffabbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless mink.

Bingoffabbab created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bingoffabbab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bingoffabbab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bingoffabbab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bingoffabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bingoffabbab on top of important buildings.

3. You must pray to Bingoffabbab seven times a day.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never look at stars.