Camcunyim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise alligator.

Camcunyim created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camcunyim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Camcunyim, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Camcunyim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Camcunyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mix peanuts with water.