Wigleggom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving swallow.

Wigleggom created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigleggom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wigleggom, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wigleggom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wigleggom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Wigleggom.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.