Stiggessarnfud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witty snake.

Stiggessarnfud created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggessarnfud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stiggessarnfud, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stiggessarnfud's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Stiggessarnfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Stiggessarnfud on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if six bats approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mix cucumbers with blood.