Godjadtar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered scorpion.

Godjadtar created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godjadtar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godjadtar, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Godjadtar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Godjadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not keep seven nematodes in a large pit.