Dosswabfar is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonourable centipede.

Dosswabfar created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosswabfar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dosswabfar, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dosswabfar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dosswabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.