Bafbusdussmin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful eagle.

Bafbusdussmin created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Bafbusdussmin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bafbusdussmin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bafbusdussmin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bafbusdussmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to squirrels while wearing blue stockings.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

3. Never mix bread with water.

4. You must love Bafbusdussmin.

5. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with pride.