Pasabmid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish naga.

Pasabmid created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasabmid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pasabmid, he will turn you into a rat.

Pasabmid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pasabmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Do not take Pasabmid's name in vain.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.