Jarntamquill is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful donkey.

Jarntamquill created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarntamquill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jarntamquill, she will torture you forever.

Jarntamquill's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Jarntamquill's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

3. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not resist chaos.