Fedstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless wyrm.

Fedstrag created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedstrag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fedstrag, she will be very sad.

Fedstrag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fedstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Heed all dreams.