Jigbinmegwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy skunk.

Jigbinmegwap created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbinmegwap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigbinmegwap, he will not care.

Jigbinmegwap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jigbinmegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing purple stockings.

5. Never wear blue shoes.