Sitkarlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate centipede.

Sitkarlarn created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitkarlarn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sitkarlarn, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sitkarlarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sitkarlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.