Gigtofgad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, weak elephant.

Gigtofgad created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigtofgad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gigtofgad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gigtofgad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gigtofgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume melons at dawn.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.