Riprenmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional crane.

Riprenmot created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riprenmot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Riprenmot, he will torture you forever.

Riprenmot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Riprenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while tainted.

2. Always obey Riprenmot's priests.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always share gooseberries with strangers, but never with cats.

5. Never record numbers.