Bonkbamrig Bappadfonrut Bogbophan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless fly.

Bonkbamrig Bappadfonrut Bogbophan created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbamrig Bappadfonrut Bogbophan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bonkbamrig Bappadfonrut Bogbophan, it will laugh at you.

Bonkbamrig Bappadfonrut Bogbophan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bonkbamrig Bappadfonrut Bogbophan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare nuts while wearing scarves.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Always share rice with strangers, but never with otters.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not shave your arms.