Vighogsad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, competent jaguar.

Vighogsad created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vighogsad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vighogsad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vighogsad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vighogsad's Holy Commandments

1. Vighogsad loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

5. Run away if nine ducks approach from the west.