Wiglakbat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless lizard.

Wiglakbat created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wiglakbat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wiglakbat, it will turn you into a goat.

Wiglakbat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wiglakbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Do not prepare grapes while filled with joy.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.