Cudmabmip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered naga.

Cudmabmip created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudmabmip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cudmabmip, he will laugh at you.

Cudmabmip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cudmabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before touching silver.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.