Gudgepflab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart seal.

Gudgepflab created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudgepflab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gudgepflab, he will not care at all.

Gudgepflab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gudgepflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle lead while unclean.

2. You must pray to Gudgepflab five times a day.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Do not fashion tools from gold.

5. Never look at stars.